I just wished for: 'Mojo Spades Black Butt Plug' by Mojo #anal http://t.co/5D8uRzzArB
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RT @Darylch: I might be unattractive and fat to the ladies but I'm a mother fuckin Bradley Cooper to the mosquitoes in the back yard.
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RT @FFigureFBust: "We need to stop this absurd hatred towards bodies for being diff sizes. It doesn't help anyone&it's getting old."
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RT @Darylch: In about 18 years some young adult is going to discover the horrific news that on prom night 2013 they were conceived to Justi…
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Call Me #NiteFlirt $1.62/min http://t.co/1N6z9EjGFk #VerifiedCall $1.35/min http://t.co/hDIpR40Dtr #MPS $1.59/min http://t.co/QEc9OIGs6N
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Unfortunately, promises made are not always promises kept. So it looks like a lot of changes and upheaval are in store for me.
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RT @Darylch: Just think of my beard as a ginger four leaf clover, sit on it and it will bring you lick I mean luck.
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RT @Darylch: Sadly the last flight out of mufftown took the landing strip with it.
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The only comfort is knowing I've done everything I can to love and support them. This is their choice and not a reflection on me.
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RT @carolbrown36k: #Asswednesday see more explicit pics and videos at http://t.co/r7ZydAXQvZ http://t.co/8opt6SPfmx
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RT @Darylch: Contrary to popular belief grey hair is not a sign of getting old. However, grunting when you stand up off the shitter is anot…
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Today=professional bitch day. Blocking fuckwads left & right!
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It's like the house is on fire but they won't leave. The only thing I can do is save myself.
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